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nospam@example.com (default.xbe) — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:38:04 -0700

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nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:10:11 -0700

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Phish is back this summer

nospam@example.com (Uncle Trans) — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:14:48 -0700

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KNOXVILLE TICKETING REQUEST PERIOD EXTENDED 01.23.09
The ticket request period for Phish's recently announced Knoxville, TN show at Thompson-Boling Arena on June 10, 2009 has been extended until Tuesday, January 27th at Noon EST. A limited number of tickets are available directly through Phish Tickets' online ticketing system for this show only at http://phish.portals.musictoday.com.

Tickets for the Knoxville, TN show will go on sale to the public on Saturday, January 31st at 10AM EST. For full show and ticketing information, please visit the Tourdates page at Phish.com.
KNOXVILLE DATE ADDED TO SUMMER TOUR 01.21.09

We're pleased to announce an additional date to Phish's 2009 Summer Tour. The band will play Thompson-Boling Arena in Knoxville, TN on Wednesday, June 10, 2009.

A limited number of tickets are available directly through Phish Tickets' online ticketing system for this show only at http://phish.portals.musictoday.com. The ticketing request period is currently underway and will end on Sunday, January 25th at 11:59AM EST.

Tickets for the Knoxville, TN show will go on sale to the public with the rest of the Summer Tour beginning Friday, January 30th at 10AM EST (on sale for the Knoxville show itself is Saturday, January 31st at 10AM EST). For full show and ticketing information, please visit the Tourdates page at Phish.com.
THE CLIFFORD BALL DVD RELEASED MARCH 3RD 01.15.09

We're pleased to announce The Clifford Ball, the highly anticipated 7-DVD Box Set documenting Phish's landmark concert event that drew more than 70,000 fans to upstate New York in August 1996. The collection is available for pre-order now at Phish Dry Goods and will hit stores March 3rd.

The Clifford Ball was the first of six two-day spectacles the band staged, including The Great Went a year later, followed by Lemonwheel in 1998 and culminating in Big Cypress - the largest ticketed event in the world for the millennium celebrations, drawing over 90,000. The Clifford Ball was held in Plattsburgh, New York, at a decommissioned air force base, during which Phish played two marathon concerts which included multiple guests.

The box set features nine hours of concert and event footage, with six complete sets of music recorded Live August 16 & 17, 1996 and bonus features including Phish's extended soundcheck, its late night flatbed truck jam and a 30-minute featurette with exclusive behind-the-scenes footage and more. This regionless DVD set includes options for both stereo and 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound Audio (remixed and mastered from the band's multi-track tapes).

Everyone who pre-orders from Phish Dry Goods will receive a Festival Souvenir Pack. And the kicker: everyone who pre-orders The Clifford Ball from Phish Dry Goods by February 17th will be automatically entered to win a pair of tickets to each night of Phish's upcoming Hampton Coliseum shows in March. Five winners will be chosen. Click here for full contest rules.
PHISH SUMMER TOUR 2009 01.08.09

Phish will perform ten concerts this coming June. The shows kick off with a two night stand at Jones Beach in Wantagh, NY June 4-5 and wrap up at Alpine Valley in East Troy, WI on June 20-21. Stops along the way include a return to the Fabulous Fox Theatre in St. Louis on June 16 and the band's first show at the Asheville Civic Center in Asheville, NC on June 9.

A limited number of tickets are available directly through Phish Tickets' online ticketing system at http://phish.portals.musictoday.com . The ticketing request period is currently underway and will end on Saturday, January 17th at 11:59AM EST.

Tickets go on sale to the public beginning Friday, January 30th at 10AM EST. For full show and ticketing information, please visit the Tourdates page.

PHISH SUMMER TOUR 2009

06/04 - Nikon at Jones Beach Theater - Wantagh, NY
06/05 - Nikon at Jones Beach Theater - Wantagh, NY
06/06 - Comcast Center - Mansfield, MA
06/07 - Susquehanna Bank Center - Camden, NJ
06/09 - Asheville Civic Center - Asheville, NC
06/16 - Fox Theatre - St. Louis, MO
06/18 - Post Gazette Pavilion - Burgettstown, PA
06/19 - Verizon Wireless Music Center - Noblesville, IN
06/20 - Alpine Valley - East Troy, WI
06/21 - Alpine Valley - East Troy, WI

Missing in Action

nospam@example.com (Uncle Trans) — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 11:54:34 -0700

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Dr. Pimpology Sacked

nospam@example.com (default.xbe) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:43:00 -0700

You may have noticed Dr. Pimpology is no longer making entries. We here at disgustabunk.com strive to provide you the highest quality advice and entertainment, and that means only employing experts in their field. True to this we have been forced to fire Dr. Pimpology when it became known to us that he is not "pimpin'" has no "ho's" and is in no way "ballin'" It was learned that he is in fact a scrawny white kid, living in rural Indiana, and is unreasonably obsessed with a character from a 15 year old movie that was never that great to begin with.

Please bear with us as we search for a new, real, pimp. You may send applications to disgustabunk@xbehome.com. Please include a photo of yourself with 2 or more ho's and a short paragraph on why you should be our new Dr. Pimpology