DISGUSTABUNK - Arts and Literature

More alien stuff......

nospam@example.com (dieoxide) — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:25:26 -0700

I dont think its fake. It blinks and the mouth moves. Also its eyes reflect light.it aint no mask. Weird

Ummmm?????It looks right

nospam@example.com (dieoxide) — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:09:24 -0700

What is this? Also look at Part1 of this."The 2 most important crop circles" and Alien radio trasmition for saturn

Eat, Sleep, Breath metal

nospam@example.com (dieoxide) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:33:37 -0700

This is funny, Its kind of a poke at my last metal band post. Enjoy.

They should use "We finnish the beer around here" or "If its not slayer its crap"

The beggining of the end part 1, no words needed

nospam@example.com (Quotable Legend) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:06:29 -0700

RIP

nospam@example.com (Quotable Legend) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 11:54:49 -0700

ANDREW "TEST" MARTIN FOUND DEAD LAST NIGHT AT THE AGE OF 33, JSUT 4 DAYS AWAY FROM HIS 34TH BDAY AND A WEK FROM AN UPCOMING TOUR OF EUROPE

Tentacle Toys for Newborns

nospam@example.com (Tower of Tentacles) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:43:52 -0700

(This is my final post in the “Tentacle Toys for…” series. This post is a follow up to “Tentacle Toys for Tots,” Tentacle Toys for Teens,” and Tentacle Toys for Adults.”)

We are born into this world so innocent, so unknowing, so completely unaware of the hardships and struggles that are going to be presented to us as we carve a name for ourselves in this big ball of craziness.

It is in this extreme world as a newborn child a certain degree of comfort is needed. For most, it’s a baby’s first blanket or a furry teddy bear. Now this many be a very adequate means of momentary material console, however, in this increasingly violent and volatile planet, a more powerful role-model is needed.

Well newborns need not fear anymore. Why not you many be wondering? Allow me to proudly present…Tentacle Toys for Newborns!!!

Pictured here on the left is “Octobaby.” Octobaby is the first in a long line of Tentacle Toys for Newborns. What better way to welcome a new baby into the world than with his or her very first tentacle monster.

Not only are these plush ultra soft toys designed to provide a newborn with the unconditional comfort that they require, but they also instill a sense of protection, I mean after all they do represent big strong tentacle monsters.

Each of the Tentacle Toys for Newborns feature eight (8) soft to the touch tentacle arms attached to a cute cuddly body. The figure is dressed in a white elegant dress with silk ribbon by the neck and a classic lacy bonnet on the head.

So start your newborns life out right. Welcome them to the world with an Octobaby. The soft, cute, and cuddly Tentacle Toy for Newborns.

HMMM WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS?

nospam@example.com (Quotable Legend) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:26:04 -0700

Tentacle Toys for Adults

nospam@example.com (Tower of Tentacles) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:55:00 -0700

(This is a follow up article for my two previous posts: “Tentacle Toys for Tots” and “Tentacle Toys for Teens.”)

So due to the unstoppable forces of time, we as human beings will inevitably become adults toiling away in some competitive job market only to be showered with responsibly and plagued with deadlines so that by the end of the day we have enough bread and butter to support our 2.5 children, food for the dog, and buy a can of paint to coat our rickety picket fence that surrounds our little slice of land, atop of which is nestled cozily what is know to many, but realized by few, as the American Dream.

But my question to you my fellow disgustabunk readers is that because of this ultimate splendor known as adulthood, must we be meager followers and slaves to a time clock? The answer is no. We must and we can flourish in this black and white age of maturity. And to help us do just that, what supreme creation has been so delicately bestowed upon us in our grave time of need? Tentacle Toys for Adults…that’s what!!!

Tentacle Toys for Adults consist of an entire line of exquisitely sculpted and astonishingly authentic collectable figurines. These are not the tentacle toys that you played with when you were younger. No no no.

Pictured on the left is an actual genuine example of one of these fascinating models which reproduce a tentacle attack. These creations do not leave out even the smallest detail. Everything from finely painted eyebrows all the way to explosive cum strands can be seen and are accurately represented in each figurine.

Each of these models is made from a clay-like material that is carefully poured into a plaster mold. They are then fired in a kiln for hardening. After this process is complete, they are dipped in a gelatin mixture and set out to dry again. This further hardens the figure while also providing a nicer surface for applying paint pigment.

After final detail sanding the figures are washed and prepped for painting. They get a base coat primer then the entire figure is sprayed a flesh color. After that is dry all additional color is painstakingly applied by hand. All the final details such as the detail in the eyes, eye lashes, etc, are added on at the end (again, by hand.) The final step is a quick coat of clear lacquer to seal and preserve the paint while giving it a glistening shine.

These models are not only very expensive (approx. 150 US dollars each), but they are also very fragile. Great care must be taken when handling these figurines. They are meant to serve as display pieces.

So if you are a serious collector looking for some great conversation pieces to display on your mantel, you might want to consider starting a collection of these fine pieces of art.

Tentacle Toys for Teens

nospam@example.com (Tower of Tentacles) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:39:21 -0700

In my previous post “Tentacle Toys for Tots,” I made note of the fact that as a child you obtain many wonderful toys that, you as an adult, regard as just a distant memory. Furthermore, I pointed out the fact that toys for today’s generation vary greatly when compared to those of two plus decades ago (i.e. plastic Tentacle monsters toys are now finding their way into the hands and hearts of kids, instead of G.I. Joes and toy cars.)

Now that’s all fine and wonderful and all, but let’s skip ahead 10 years or so…now what. You have outgrown all of your Tentacle Toys for Tots toys and you find yourself to now be a confused and lost teenager.

Well fret no more my dissocial rebellious teenagers; allow me to present…dun dun dunnnnnn…..Tentacle Toys for Teens!!!

You heard me right!!! Pictured on the left here is just one (1) of an entire line of collectable Tentacle Toys for Teens. Each Tentacle Toys for Teens package includes a carefully crafted and meticulously detailed scantily clad young girl in distress, and of course, an equally detailed and crafted (not to mention removable) tentacle monster.

The smaller size of the figurines, along with the removable parts, does not make this a suitable toy for younger children. For safety reasons, the toy manufacturers suggest that this toy only be played with by children of the age of 13 or older.

There are over fifty (50) individual collectable figures in this series. Each one comes with a different girl and a different tentacle monster. The figures can also be stood up and mounted on a shelf via a stand (sold separately.)

Get together with your friends and start collecting, selling, and trading so that you can complete your Tentacle Toys for Teens collections today!!!

Tentacle Toys for Tots

nospam@example.com (Tower of Tentacles) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:00:27 -0700

So what is it you may ask? What common thread; what plateau of similarity; what universal knot has been tied that could possibly group together: Tentacles, Toys and Tots. Well read on readers, because all will be revealed.

“Have you seen my childhood?” A quote from a song by Michael Jackson. Have any of us seen our childhoods lately? Close your eyes and reminisce about a time once known to us years ago, but has since been washed away by the waves of time.

What do we remember about our childhood? Back before we went to school, before we had friends, before we had jobs…a time when all we knew was…TOYS!!!

From bikes to trains to video games, nobody wanted to grow up because if they did, they couldn’t be a Toys-R-Us kid. Legos, Lincoln Logs, G.I. Joes, Army Guys, etc. These are the toys that childhood memories are built upon. Obviously that’s not all of the toys, but you get the idea.

Today however, the future generations of the world have an entire new line of fun and exciting toys that will keep young curious impressionable minds busy for days on ends.

Let me just point out one example which, in my mind, stands out far above and beyond the rest. Pictured to the left is a prime example of what modern-day toy designers and manufacturers have been pushing upon the youth of today.

Meet Timmy the Tentacle Terror. Timmy is a fun loving 1/50 scale plastic replica model of a real life Tentacle monster. This toy allows young children to pose their Tentacle monster to represent real life tentacle rape situations (a coupon for 1.00 off a Barbie doll is included with every Tentacle toy.)

Timmy the Tentacle Terror comes in three exciting colors: red, blue, and yellow. You can buy your favorite color or you can collect all three and build your very own army of Tentacle Monsters!!! No matter what color you decide on, keep in mind that all of the versions have a total of four (4) completely bendable tentacle arms and one (1) completely bendable tentacle tongue.

Now you are probably thinking that this toy can’t get any better. Well, you would be wrong!!! Another great thing about this toy is that is comes with three (3) additional tentacle tongues!!! That’s right, you get a total of four (4) tentacle tongues that are completely interchangeable!!! You want a tentacle monster that specializes in anal probing…just slip on the green tongue. Perhaps you are more interested in a kinky titty twisting tentacle monster…no problem, just pop in the white tongue and twist away. If vag penetration is the only way for you…bam, screw in the cranberry tongue and have at it. If bondage and teasing is the route you want to take…yeah…that’s right…they got a tongue for that too. Simply put on the red tongue and go to town.

Timmy the Tentacle monster is hand painted with a lead-free paint so it’s safe even for the smaller children. Molded from mostly recycled ABS plastic, Timmy the Tentacle monster knows a thing or two about going green and will keep the environment clean for generations to come.

A portion of the profits from every Timmy the Tentacle monster sold will be donated to charities around the world that help provide counseling to rape victims.

GOD OF WAR 3

nospam@example.com (Quotable Legend) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:05:52 -0700

VINCE REMEMBERS....

nospam@example.com (Quotable Legend) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:26:25 -0700

MCMAHON: [Grinning] Linda and I have been married for 34 years now, but we're really different. She would always read to the kids at night. I'd make up stories for them, and my stories were full of action. Couldn't help it. They've just had their bath and they smell so good, they're tucked into their little beds and they're so sweet that you just want to eat them. I'd tell them a story, kiss them goodnight, and they would be absolutely wired. Linda would have to calm them down. So Shane was scared one night. He thought Dracula was in the closet. I said, "Oh yeah? Watch this." I went in that closet and started growling and yelling, having a battle. I threw a little furniture. Now Shane's really scared to death, until finally his dad walks out of the closet. I said, "Son, you never have to worry about Dracula again. Dracula's dead."

Happy Valentines Day!!!

nospam@example.com (Tower of Tentacles) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:08:44 -0700

Happy Valentines Day!!!

Hope you don’t get raped by a giant tentacle monster.

Love,

-TowerOfTentacles

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Valentines Day Reminder

nospam@example.com (Tower of Tentacles) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:12:34 -0700

Hey everybody tomorrow is Valentines Day!!! Don’t forget to go out and buy, at the very least, a nice Valentines Day card for your significant other, mom, grandma, or anyone else that you want to wish a Happy V-Day to.

I got my card picked out…and I would like to share it with you.

Let me know what you think!!!

Happy card hunting.
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M.O.D.O.K. SNAPS

nospam@example.com (Quotable Legend) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:38:51 -0700

THIS POOR A.I.M. TROOPER IS IN A BAD PLACE