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nospam@example.com (dieoxide) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:36:37 -0700

First...... Why are they putting more junk in cigarettes anyway? Ok well I guess that no one needs to burn there house down or anything. But they make them taste terrible. not like they were great before. Thanks for more crap in the smokes now. Some one who doesnt smoke must have came up with this idea. I dont know how they effect menthol cigs. If you ask me...... If your stupid enough to fall asleep smoking your retarded and should be dead.

More beer related Disgustabunk

nospam@example.com (dieoxide) — Sun, 24 May 2009 14:34:44 -0700

I Belive that the Coors beer cans are the most Disgustabunk of all. The beer is good but there can is outrageous. We have coverd many out looks on beer containers in the past but I dont belive this ever came up. From the "Frost Brewed Linner" What the hell is the blue sealer they put on the inside of the cans? Then the "Vent" More metal scrapes falling into the beer. "When it turns blue its as cold as the Rockies" I dont need some chemical stamped onto the can to tell me how cold it is. I could tell by touching it. I mean They put so much thought into a can thats ganna get thrown out anyway... Cut production costs and put it regular cans please....................

SUPER FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Sun, 10 May 2009 15:52:33 -0700

Question of the Day (this counts as your DISGUSTABUNK)

nospam@example.com (default.xbe) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:05:08 -0700

Who would win in a fight, a rottweiler or a rottweiler's weight in chihuahuas?

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: EARTH DAY

nospam@example.com (default.xbe) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:06:00 -0700

Ok, not a traditional "disgustabunk" and more of a Random Rant but I'm posting it anyway. Earth Day was yesterday, its a day when aging hippies and new-age hippie wannabes go out and complain about how people are ruining the environment. Why is this a problem? Because Earth Day is a politically motivated holiday intended divert the attention of the anti-war movement in the late 60s. That's not all, it has largely replaced Arbor Day (which is tomorrow) as the nations "green" holiday.

Why is Arbor Day better than Earth Day? Because while Earth Day is about standing around complaining Arbor Day is about going out and doing something positive, specifically, planting a tree. This is something I've done every year for the past 7 years, maybe not always on Arbor Day, but the last 7 springs I have planted a tree in my yard. So go out and plant a tree this spring, and don't give any recognition to the political enterprise that is Earth Day

In closing, I'll quote a like-minded blogger:

So screw Earth Day. Blow it off. Wait a week and go out and plant a tree and actually do something real for the environment on Arbor Day.

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/04/21/065148.php

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: YOUR DEODERANT CAP

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:05:34 -0700

This is where your stick of deoderant goes everyday. Little dried bits of deoderant run off, your occasional hair. Anything in your deoderant cap is bad news. Beware if you drop it ont he floor and have to pick it up!

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: FAKE PARMESAN

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:03:00 -0700

Since the topic of fake cheese was brought up yesterday, let's talk about fake dried parmesan. Fake dried parmesan tastes like shit, and almost is like little pieces of rubber. Make sure you purchase a real parmesan product for all of your Italian meals.

COUNTER-DISGUSTABUNK: McDonalds Egg Buiscuit vs Egg McMuffin

nospam@example.com (default.xbe) — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:01:36 -0700

Personally I like the egg they put on the biscuits, is basically McDonalds brand eggbeaters, which is just eggs pre-mixed and beaten to make easy omelettes or scrambled eggs. As for what it does after a week without refrigeration, thats hardly unique to McDonalds eggs.

Now whats really vile is the egg patty they put in the muffin sandwiches, here's what it looks like before the serve it to you:

Its one big pre-congealed log, they slice off a puck, warm it, and put it on an english muffin for you.

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: THE EGG ON MCDONALDS SAUSAGE EGG BISCUIT

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:45:01 -0700

The yellow rubbery substance they call egg that McDonalds puts on its sausage egg biscuit is gross enough but try looking at it or smelling it when it's a week old. The site and smell of it is something you will always remember. Buy one some day, throw it in a bag for a week in your car, then take it out. MMMMMMM MMMMMMM!

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: KOCHS

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:43:00 -0700

Anybody that knows about Kochs knows it has its own special smell and disgustabunk qualities. Everytime I go in there it smells like its own distinct smell and everything is dirty and covered in some magical dust. I never knew the source of its smell and odor but I know it is unique. Here's to Kochs and its homemade disgustabunk.

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: SWASS

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:28:31 -0700

It's that time of the year. The temperature is getting a little hotter, you have jeans on, you're sitting on a pleather seat, it's bound to happen: SWASS! That's right! So don't be embarrassed! All of us with a little extra back there gets it so embrace it, and live with it. Time to bust out the shorts!

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: BURNING BRAKES

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:50:20 -0700

Only one thing in the morning smells better than diesel blow by, that's a burning parking brake. The smell almost bitch slaps you as you are walking. Burning parking brake can be smelled throughout the parking lot. God I love burning brakes.

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: TRANSCORR TRUCKING

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:41:47 -0700

We have all heard of CRYO-TRANS but today on my way home, I noticed this trucking company called TRANSCORR. Now nothing can possibly get any more disgustabunk than a company named TRANSCORR. I bet they leak transfluid from here to Los Angles. And what is up with companies constantly naming their companies after trans? We must not be the only ones that recognize the greatness of transfluid.

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: MY WORK BOOTS

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:16:03 -0700

My work boots have stepped in pools of oil, transfluid, diesel fuel, urine, and God only knows what else. I wonder how much disgustabunk is really on the bottom of them? Maybe even on the top? One boot is entirely black on the side. Pretty gross stuff. Then I track my floor up with them
GREAT!

DISGUSTABUNK OF THE DAY: ROAST PAN FAT

nospam@example.com (disgustabunk) — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:13:00 -0700

On a holiday, there usually is some sort of meat cooked in a roast pan. Did you ever look at the bottom of the pan after a bird or piece of meat is cooked? Chunks and hunks of white fat in a fatty lake of its own juices. GROSS! How much would it cost for you to eat that? Those hunks are probably what's floating around in your arteries right now.